"Give em hell Pam"

 "I love it when you quote me on the internet. Your blog is a great representation of you. I like the  quote at the top of the page describing you.  

 Pretty spot on except you forgot to say the following:

I hate to shower

I love to pop zits on my face and others 

I am fiscally minded (almost to the point of obsession) and like to save and stuff.

Lastly I am waiting for my husband to pull into the garage, wearing a suite, in a Volvo, with his dry cleaning hanging in the back seat (although it would be cheaper to do the laundry at home as opposed to taking it to the cleaners) which is the thought that will go through your head as he walks into the door." -JBB